pretner
/pret-ner/
A common lazy mispronunciation of "Pretty Near."
I'm pretner exhausted this fine evening.
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Terra M.
rubber, noun
Condom, or male prophylactic.
Fredric failed to use a rubber and now he has a litter of his own.
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter
shit on shingles, noun
A tasteless food delicacy contrived of roast beef leftovers in a thick gravy sauce smothered over buttered white bread; possibly toasted.
It looks like Ma' is making shit on shingles from that roast we had last Tuesday.
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter
smitten
A grand desire for something, or someone.
Spring has made him smitten with joy.
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter
gee whiskers willy, phrase
A synonym to common day phrases such as "wow," "that's great," and "that just blew my mind."
Boy gee whiskers willy, that Red Ryder sure looks grand!
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May 8, 2011
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John S.
blockhead, adjective
A stupid person.
Jimmy was born a blockhead and always will be one.
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter
bobblehead, adjective
Someone who is overly ditzy to the point of not knowing what’s going on around them.
Stop being a bobblehead and get back to work.
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter
older than dirt
An expression in which the appointed individual or item is very old, if not ancient.
Grandmother's cookie recipe is older than dirt, and tastes it too!
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter
doughboy, adjective
A member of youth, particular a boy, who expresses his weight in the upper bounds of chubbiness. Derived from the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
I do not need another doughnut as the other kids on the playground already think I'm a doughboy as it is.
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May 8, 2011
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John S.
smuck
A piece of dick. Derived from the Hebrew practice of circumcision for a male baby after birth.
You've always been such a smuck.
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May 8, 2011
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John S.
copse, noun
A small to medium forest dense with vegetation and limited view.
Quickly Harriet, we need to hide from your father in this copse so he cannot find us together.
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter
don't get your panties in a knot, phrase
Said to an individual when they are acting with haste about a situation and worried about the outcome.
Boy, don't get your panties in a knot! I'll be done in the restroom when I'm done.
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter
folks, noun
Parents, or a large demographic group of people.
My folks often don't like girls coming over late at night.
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May 8, 2011
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danielslaughter