old fart, noun
An old person.
Grandpa is such an old fart these days.
Added on May 8, 2011 by danielslaughter
sweating like a whore in church, phrase
When a person is sweating profusely, like a "whore" being in "church" because of her fear of being struck by lightning by God because of their sins.
The temperature in the parlor is so hot that I am sweating like a whore in church!
Added on July 13, 2021 by Zach M.
lollygag, verb
To waste time or procrastinate.
Typically the children lollygag when its time to leave for the dentist office.
Added on September 21, 2012 by Megan Sweeney