lock the barn door after the horse is gone, phrase
To fix something, or be more careful, after what you are trying to avaiod has already happened.
Bob: "After all the theft from the boys' locker room at the public school they finally decided to install padlocks."
Greg: "Kind of locking the barn door after the horse is gone isn't it?"
Added on June 8, 2012 by Brent
one eyed trouser snake, phrase
Your penis, or a trout.
If the date goes well, I'll let you see my one eyed trouser snake.
Added on July 9, 2011 by Turner
darnedest thing, adjective
/darn-dist thing/
An event or action which is unbelievable and extraordinary. Derivative of damnedest.
It's just the darnedest thing! My brooch was pinned to my blouse, and then all of a sudden it was gone.
Added on May 22, 2011 by danielslaughter