bloomers, noun
/blue-mers/
Intensely unattractive female under garments.
She was sure to wear a fresh pair of bloomers in case she was in an accident.
Added on January 7, 2012 by Anonymous
old-lady, noun
Your mother, or your wife.
My old-lady is at me again to ease up on our pocketbook.
Added on May 18, 2011 by danielslaughter
lock the barn door after the horse is gone, phrase
To fix something, or be more careful, after what you are trying to avaiod has already happened.
Bob: "After all the theft from the boys' locker room at the public school they finally decided to install padlocks."
Greg: "Kind of locking the barn door after the horse is gone isn't it?"
Added on June 8, 2012 by Brent