ugly stick, noun
1. A device, which when used for hitting, causes someone to become permanently ugly.;
2. A device used as a way to explain why someone is ugly.
Susie ain't got nothing on you, darling; she was beat with an ugly stick.
Added on July 8, 2021 by Anonymous
jack-wagon, noun
A term for an person you do not care for. Someone who acts in an undesirable manner.
That jack-wagon just cut me off!
Added on January 14, 2013 by Brent
long johns, noun
Also known as long underwear. The lining in which people will wear under pants to add a layer of warmth and protection from the bitter cold of winter.
You might want to put on a pair of Grandpa's long johns to keep your nubbins from freezing off.
Added on May 8, 2011 by danielslaughter